Am I the only one who finds this absolutely brilliant?

Imagine a future sales that goes like this,

Marketing guy from another company to a Customer: We have this absolutely fantastic product that will solve all problems for you,

Customer: Hmm ok, but how different is it from XXYY ?

Marketing guy: … and it is in java too so it is cool…

Customer: wait a minute, But I saw JAVA ticker going down …

Now, any company that wants to add that word to their PR will begin to wish for the JAVA ticker to start going up.

I mean, it can produce a class I effect with a class III stimulus.